NORMIE CAT · contract: soon
specimen: ordinary

Normie Cat

just a normie cat.

No backstory. No powers. No master plan. Everyone else turned up with a whole personality. He turned up as a cat.

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contract: soon
A plain chubby white cartoon cat standing and staring

A perfectly average day

He did not ask to be a mascot. He has errands.

cat doing paperwork
09:15
Answers emails that could have been left unread.
cat with donut and coffee
13:30
Donut. Black coffee. No further comment.
cat scrolling phone
21:50
Scrolls until the phone lands on his face.
cat sleeping in a bed
23:10
Sleeps. Dreams of nothing in particular.
known facts

Nothing to
report.

Everything you would expect from a cat. Nothing you would not. We checked twice, to be sure.

Agea few
Weightenough
Hobbiessitting, mostly
Talentsnone worth listing
Opinionsvery few, all mild
Current moodfine, thanks